Ah, the best day of the year for single people – Valentine’s Day.
To me, this has and always will be a Hallmark holiday that I do not care to celebrate whether or not I have a boyfriend. Thought I’d do a little tutorial for all the non-believers/Valentine’s lovers. I’ll be waiting for the candy sale on the 15th.
Here’s my 10 step tutorial for V-Day.
Step 1: A dark smoky eye to accurately reflect the color of your soul
Step 2: Cat Eyes to foreshadow that you’ll become a crazy cat lady
Step 3: Waterproof mascara for when you realize that literally all of your friends have significant others
Step 4: Full coverage concealer to hide your true feelings
Step 5: Sharp contour to show that you aren’t to be messed with
Step 6: A strong brow to show that you are a strong woman
Step 7: Highlighter because you need more men to notice you
Step 8: A dark, vampy lip because lord knows you’re not making out with anyone
Step 9: Setting spray to make your makeup last until you find a man, better hope it’ll keep your makeup on for years
Step 10: Finish the look, conquer the world – or the bar
xx – Emily
Products Used: Urban Decay Naked Smoky Palette in Black Market & Armor, ColourPop Gel Liner in Swerve, Maybelline Rocket Volume Waterproof Mascara, Charlotte Tilbuy Magic Foundation in Fair, Tarte Shape Tape Concealer in Light Neutral, Maybelline Master Contour Stick in Light, Rimmel Brow This Way in Dark Brown, Jeffree Star Skin Frost in Peach Goddess, Jeffree Star Liquid Lipstick in No Tea, No Shade, NYX Dewy Setting Spray